Mothudi's Watchdog Helpdesk
*taps mic* "Syl... Syl, honey? How do you know if this damn radio thing is working? S|YL? SYYYYL? I guess she's asleep. Well, the red light's flashing so I guess we're on. Hello, Peepers, if that IS your real name. Just letting you know you're still a big ol' jerk for kicking me off the ship. Me and Sylvia are just fine, and now we have a daughter called Phoebe, and I'm STILL going to tell the Lord that you let us escape. Over."

commanderpeeps:

Mothudi? Can you hear me back? Okay, if you can, I want you to know that you are a moron and a tool. I hope you have fun with Sylvia and your new daughter, congrats by the way, because you are on your way to becoming a wanted criminal! Just like your girlfriend or wife or whatever.

"… you didn’t say Over. Sloppy work, commander. We’re doing just fine here on this asteroid in the I’m-not-telling-you sector. Also… seriously, can you say hi to Freddy for me? Like, for real? I miss him. Over and out.” *click*

curtie-the-watchdog:

((hey guys we’re probably gonna postpone the stream to tomorrow <3))

curtie-the-watchdog:

((We’re gonna stream Madoka Magica due to the AU around 8 EST))

((It’ll be on Ollie’s livestream btw))

curtie-the-watchdog:

From Left to Right: Nameless (Kyousuke), Macy (Kyubey), Mothudi (Mami), Curtie (Sayaka), Peepers (Madoka), Steve (Homura), Freddy (Kyoko)

curtie-the-watchdog:

From Left to Right: Nameless (Kyousuke), Macy (Kyubey), Mothudi (Mami), Curtie (Sayaka), Peepers (Madoka), Steve (Homura), Freddy (Kyoko)

How do you even spell Phoebe?

I want to get her a coffee mug with her name on it.

Phoebe? It means bright, shining one & pure?
Anonymous

thebigbluezbornak:

"Hmm…actually that sounds pretty good. What do you think, Moth?"

"Fee…bee… Feebee. Fo-ee-bee. Phoebe. I… I actually kind of like it. I’m not sure how pure a kid of ours is going to be, but she sure does brighten up the place.

"I think we have ourselves a name."

*Moth yawns* "Are we there yet?"

thebigbluezbornak:

mothudi-the-watchdog:

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thebigbluezbornak:

"Almost there." the three sat on an asteroid near Yonderia. "I just took a break so she could get some nursing done." Sylvia gestured to her pouch.

*Moth tilts his head and smiles* “Good, she has an appetite. Does it… does it hurt when it happens?”

"Hmm? Not really, she doesn’t have any teeth yet or anything. I guess I’m a bit sore but that’s about it."

"Oh, OK. Did the greyfaces tell us her name yet?"

"Haven’t gotten any suggestions. You thought of anything?"

*Moth flops down dramatically* “No. Being a dad is hard.

"It’s only been like three days."

"And I’ve been asleep for most of it." *Moth sits up* “Speaking of which… you’ve been a real trooper for this. The whole thing. You’ve just been so amazing to the little one and me. And… I love you even more than I already did.” *Moth lies down again* “Just sayin’.”

*Moth yawns* "Are we there yet?"

thebigbluezbornak:

mothudi-the-watchdog:

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thebigbluezbornak:

"Almost there." the three sat on an asteroid near Yonderia. "I just took a break so she could get some nursing done." Sylvia gestured to her pouch.

*Moth tilts his head and smiles* “Good, she has an appetite. Does it… does it hurt when it happens?”

"Hmm? Not really, she doesn’t have any teeth yet or anything. I guess I’m a bit sore but that’s about it."

"Oh, OK. Did the greyfaces tell us her name yet?"

"Haven’t gotten any suggestions. You thought of anything?"

*Moth flops down dramatically* “No. Being a dad is hard.

*Moth yawns* "Are we there yet?"

thebigbluezbornak:

mothudi-the-watchdog:

thebigbluezbornak:

"Almost there." the three sat on an asteroid near Yonderia. "I just took a break so she could get some nursing done." Sylvia gestured to her pouch.

*Moth tilts his head and smiles* “Good, she has an appetite. Does it… does it hurt when it happens?”

"Hmm? Not really, she doesn’t have any teeth yet or anything. I guess I’m a bit sore but that’s about it."

"Oh, OK. Did the greyfaces tell us her name yet?"

Jeeeeewwwwls. My cast is iiiiiitchy. When do I get to take it off again?!?

askjewlsstuff:

mothudi-the-watchdog:

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mothudi-the-watchdog:

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askjewlsstuff:

"On a month! The doctor told you that!" Jewls answered, looking a bit uneasy.

Jewls held him tight, looking down at him worriedly. “Moth, relax okay? You don’t have to if you don’t want to. I know you love this job but…I worry about you there…”

"I do love my job. I love the army. Just the guy running it… not him. I love my friends and I love being a watchdog. But if he’s putting you in danger then it’s all gone too far. I have to make a stand. Just… gotta be careful about it."

"What if you regret quitting later? I don’t want you to quit because of me…"

"I can’t lie to you, Jewls. A part of me doesn’t want to leave the army. This is hella difficult. What a dilemma. Maybe there’s a middle ground…"

"There is no middle ground Mothudi! Either your in or your out!"

"You don’t know that!" *Moth suddenly sounds angry* “It’s… it’s not as easy as that. We need to think things through. If we just do the first thing that comes into our head we’re no better than Lord Hater. I need to think.”

"We? This is YOUR desision, not mine. I’m willing to help you anyway I can but this is all your choice." Jewls crossed her arms, obviously frustrated.

*Moth nods slowly* “You’re right. I can’t put this on you. I need to make a stand. I’m going to talk to the Lord. That’s what I’ll do. And if he doesn’t listen, then he’s lost himself the best damn helpdesk operative he’s ever had.”

*Moth yawns* "Are we there yet?"

thebigbluezbornak:

"Almost there." the three sat on an asteroid near Yonderia. "I just took a break so she could get some nursing done." Sylvia gestured to her pouch.

*Moth tilts his head and smiles* “Good, she has an appetite. Does it… does it hurt when it happens?”

curtie-the-watchdog:

stream on wregs thing

go

((Erin and I are livestreaming nonsense:

http://www.livestream.com/wregular

))

Jeeeeewwwwls. My cast is iiiiiitchy. When do I get to take it off again?!?

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mothudi-the-watchdog:

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"On a month! The doctor told you that!" Jewls answered, looking a bit uneasy.

Jewls held him tight, looking down at him worriedly. “Moth, relax okay? You don’t have to if you don’t want to. I know you love this job but…I worry about you there…”

"I do love my job. I love the army. Just the guy running it… not him. I love my friends and I love being a watchdog. But if he’s putting you in danger then it’s all gone too far. I have to make a stand. Just… gotta be careful about it."

"What if you regret quitting later? I don’t want you to quit because of me…"

"I can’t lie to you, Jewls. A part of me doesn’t want to leave the army. This is hella difficult. What a dilemma. Maybe there’s a middle ground…"

"There is no middle ground Mothudi! Either your in or your out!"

"You don’t know that!" *Moth suddenly sounds angry* “It’s… it’s not as easy as that. We need to think things through. If we just do the first thing that comes into our head we’re no better than Lord Hater. I need to think.”
"Hey Moth, um...I was talking with Aurora-Wander's mother, you know, and she offered for us to maybe..." she took a deep breath. "She said it was okay if we stayed with her a while and we'd be secure and have a roof under our heads and I think that's what you need right now."

*Moth slowly opened his eye*

"Mmm? Yeah. That sounds… that sounds really nice. Yeah. Wake me up when we get there. Love you."

*Moth snores and drools loudly*

Blast from the Past

The campfire was out and the night was cold, but Mothudi sweated and writhed, shaking his head and murmuring “no… no…”

———

He was at the helpdesk. At the front of the line he saw Freddy, but Freddy was on his knees and crying. Behind him stood Commander Peepers holding a stun gun.

"What did you know?" growled Peepers.

Freddy shook his head and began to speak, but a stun dart in his back sent him crashing forward.

Mothudi tried to raise his arms, tried to shout out in protest - but he couldn’t move and couldn’t shout.

With Freddy shaking on the ground, Peepers approached Moth, calmly unholstered his blaster, and shot Mothudi in the pupil.

———

Moth woke up with a ragged cry.

He opened his box of mementos, dug through it frantically, and finally found the last of his tranquilizers.

He took two of the remaining six and lay back, eye wide open, waiting for them to take effect.